Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays.”

“If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.”

“Stop fighting me!" he said, trying to pull on the arm he held.”

“Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.”

“It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it.”

“How come when mortals want things, their only option is to make a deal with Hell and sell their soul? Why can’t they make deals with God in exchange for good behavior?”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”

“I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes.”

“Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”

“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”

“Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.”

“No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.”