Humor Quote by Cynthia Hand — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Shall I compare thee to a barrel of apples?”

“You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I give you full permission to hurl yourself off stuff.”

“I am amazed at how being with him changes everything for me, socially speaking.”

“You and I have a connection that nothing, not on heaven or earth, or even hell, could ever break. If you want to talk to me, talk to me. I’ll hear you…”

“She shrugs."Men”

“It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”

“Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.”

“I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.”

“-BDB on the board-”

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”

“Linh Cinder. Such a pleasure. My master has spoken so highly of you.”