Humor Quote by Cynthia Hand — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She shrugs."Men”

“You and I have a connection that nothing, not on heaven or earth, or even hell, could ever break. If you want to talk to me, talk to me. I’ll hear you…”

“I am amazed at how being with him changes everything for me, socially speaking.”

“Shall I compare thee to a barrel of apples?”

“Are you any good at it?”

“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”

“Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.”

“Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?”

“We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.”

“He's around the twist,' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.'”

“Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes.”