Humor Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, “Ouch. What in the hell was that for?” “Your timing sucks on an epic level,” Daemon shot back.”

“My heart cracked. Daemon never begged.”

“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.”

“Grabbing a scarf off the chair, I threw it at him.”

“You know what they say about boys next door...”

“Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again”

“Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this?”

“The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”

“This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?”

“I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”