Humor Quote by Marissa Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“See? Injustice. Here we are, risking our lives to rescue Kai and this whole planet, and Adri and Pearl get to go to the royal wedding. I’m disgusted. I hope they spill soy sauce on their fancy dresses.”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”

“Regarding Her Majesty, Queen Levana, has she or any of the Lunar court commented on the escape of the convict?”

“Everyone is trying to impress everyone else. Trying to make themselves out to be smarter or more confident than they actually are.”

“Everyone always underestimates the idiot.”

“I believe it is the mark of a great leader to question the decisions that came before him.”

“Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.”

“Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.”

“Dear Asshole: Thank you for keeping your word and believing me. It was more than I expected. Also, I'm sorry you were inconvenienced by my gluing your locker shut at the beginning of this year. However, I am not sorry that I did it, because it was a lot of fun. Love, Alex.”

“People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.”

“How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’”

“You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.”