Humor Quote by David Eddings — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.”

“Life without any wonder left in it is flat and stale.”

“The whole world is beautiful, Belgarion' Eriond assured him in response to that unspoken thought. 'You just have to know how to look at it”

“No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.”

“I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed.”

“The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other.”

“And you're blind?”

“Are you here for a reason, Cheshire?”

“It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.”

“I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.”

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”