Humor Quote by Marissa Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Everyone always underestimates the idiot.”

“...Where does she get her supplies?”

“Everyone is trying to impress everyone else. Trying to make themselves out to be smarter or more confident than they actually are.”

“I don't like to think of it as 'stolen'. They have no proof that I didn't plan on giving it back.”

“Linh Cinder. Such a pleasure. My master has spoken so highly of you.”

“I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.”

“A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.”

“What...what about when I'm married?”

“You have come to earth to entertain and to be entertained.”

“1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them.”

“He looks like a runway model. How in the world am I going to be able to reject that? The world is so unfair. Seriously, it's like turning Brad Pitt down for a date. The girl who could actually do it should win an award for idiot of the century.”

“Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.”