Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.”

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”

“Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else.”

“That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.”

“Well, that's an evil smile...”

“They're book addicts.”

“How are you feeling?”

“Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.”

“Is it time for your period, or something?”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

“There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.”