Humor Quote by David Eddings — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The whole world is beautiful, Belgarion' Eriond assured him in response to that unspoken thought. 'You just have to know how to look at it”

“No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.”

“The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other.”

“Life without any wonder left in it is flat and stale.”

“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.”

“No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.”

“I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain.”

“Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?”

“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”

“Merlin’s beard.”

“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”

“The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi.”