Humor Quote by Anne Lamott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“...the three things I cannot change are the past, the truth, and you.”

“Joy is the best makeup.”

“When God is going to do something wonderful, He or She always starts with a hardship; when God is going to do something amazing, He or She starts with an impossibility.”

“Joy is the best makeup.”

“Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.”

“Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it.”

“We were just looking at maps...”

“This book will prove the following ten facts:”

“How are you feeling?”

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”

“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut.”

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”