Humor Quote by Anne Lamott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Niels Bohr wrote, ‘The opposite of a true statement is a false statement, but the opposite of a profound truth can be another profound truth.”

“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

“Mine was a patchwork God, sewn together from bits of rag and ribbon, Eastern and Western, pagan and Hebrew, everything but the kitchen sink and Jesus.”

“Joy is the best makeup.”

“Teenagers who do not go to church are adored by God, but they don't get to meet some of the people who love God back.”

“I didn't need to understand the hypostatic unity of the Trinity; I just needed to turn my life over to whoever came up with redwood trees.”

“What's up?" [asked Ford.]”

“Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.”

“It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.”

“In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?”

“And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.”

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.”