Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.”

“Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!”

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.”

“Why did adults have to be so thick? They always say “tell the truth,” and when you do, they don’t believe you. What’s the point?”

“Percy says be talked to a Nereid in Charleston Harbor!”

“How is it possible to have a civil war?”

“I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.”

“I don’t know who YOU think you’re kidding you Hufflepuff-ass bitch”

“Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it.”

“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”

“I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.”