Humor Quote by Pete Seeger — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.”

“If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.”

“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”

“Are you mad?" I ask.”

“A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.”

“If you want to be seen, stand up.”