Humor Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter”

“All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.”

“I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.”

“I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time”

“There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself.”

“I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss.”

“He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard,”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.”

“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed.”

“Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse!"?' --Lin”

“Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated.”