Humor Quote by Alexandra Bracken — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Let's carpe the hell out of this diem.”

“When it came to adults, it was better not to talk. They had a way of hearing one thing and processing it as something else. No reason to give them an excuse to hurt you.”

“Don't say”

“You wanna go build some shelves with me?”

“...crackers..." a voice breathed out nehind us, "yesss...”

“Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.”

“Now now, Emily, it isn't nice to tell the truth.”

“They say: Think twice before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want!”

“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”

“He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.”

“I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory.”