Humor Quote by Alexandra Bracken — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes.”

“Don't say”

“...crackers..." a voice breathed out nehind us, "yesss...”

“Let's carpe the hell out of this diem.”

“When it came to adults, it was better not to talk. They had a way of hearing one thing and processing it as something else. No reason to give them an excuse to hurt you.”

“Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really.”

“It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf.”

“Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.”

“You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?”

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”