Humor Quote by Morrissey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I am human and I need to be loved,”

“You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.”

“If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.”

““Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;”

“I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.”

“Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;”

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

“As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.”

“We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”

“This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”

“Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.”

“Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.”