Humor Quote by Morrissey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.”

“Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.”

“Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;”

“Don't leave it all unsaid,”

“In my life”

“I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'.”

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“Maybe the cat has fallen into the stew, or the lettuce has frozen, or the cake has collapsed.”

“People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.”