Humor Quote by Morrissey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'd love to...but only with you.”

“If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.”

““Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;”

“To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.”

““Don't leave it all unsaid,”

“Don't leave it all unsaid,”

“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”

“Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh or shed tears. But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”

“The world isn't fair, Calvin.”

“I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.”

“Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!”

“Have you made any other friends since we've been here?”