Humor Quote by E.L. James — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sometimes I wonder if there's something wrong with me. Perhaps I've spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently my ideals and expectations are far too high.”

“You wanted hearts and flowers,” he murmurs.”

“Of course. Silly me. Such a sad, exciting score, which no doubt you can play? So many accomplishments, Mr. Grey.”

“From: Anastasia Steele”

“Good evening, Mrs. Grey," Christian says softly. He's standing by the piano, dressed in a tight black T-shirt, and jeans...those jeans- the ones he wore in the playroom. Oh my. They are over washed pale-blue denim, snug, ripped at the knee and hot. He saunters over to me, his feet bare, the top button of the jeans undone, his smoldering eyes never leaving mine. "Good to have you home. I've been waiting for you.”

“He moves suddenly so that his hand is cupping my sex, and one of his fingers sinks slowly into me. His other arm holds me firmly in place around my waist.”

“We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.”

“Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.”

“...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....”

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”

“Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.”

“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding”