Humor Quote by Jesse Andrews — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to girls. Also, I don’t really mean “annoying.” I guess I mean that most humans like to try to fuck up your plans.”

“If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.”

“I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.”

“Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully.”

“Your hair”

“When I was One,”

“My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.”

“Jesper: “If Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going to get Wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”