Humor Quote by Robert Bloch — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nobody calls me 'blondie' and keeps their kneecaps.”

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

“I swear that woman had a previous career as a death-hunter selling tragic ballads down around the Seven Dials," said Will. "And I do wish she wouldn't sing about poisoning just after we've eaten.”

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

“Don't talk to me.”

“Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes-and it's unfair that I can be an elephant?”