Humor Quote by L. J. Smith — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.”

“There were people who believed their opportunities to live a fulfilled life were hampered by the number of Asians in England, by the existance of a royal family, by the volume of traffic that passed by their house, by the malice of trade unions, by the power of callous employers, by the refusal of the health service to take their condition seriously, by communism, by capitalism, by atheism, by anything, in fact, but their own futile, weak-minded failure to get a fucking grip.”

“You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?”

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?”

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”