Humor Quote by Shannon Messenger — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.”

“I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.”

“God, I love a man who reads”

“No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.”

“Otis," I said.”