Humor Quote by A.A. Milne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““How do you spell 'love'?" - Piglet”

“Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.”

“Tut, Tut, looks like rain”

“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.”

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.”

“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue,”

“Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?”

“And Mega has a crush on Chester.”

“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”

“Wow. I didn’t think it was possible for him to look any more intoxicating than he already did. But a leather clad Ren standing next to the gorgeous racing motorcycle holding his helmet made my brain go numb. I had kind of a this-is-your-brain-on-drugs moment, only mine was more like a this-is-your-brain-on-seeing-Ren-in-tight-leather moment. If they’d been smart, the Ducati Company should have used him in a commercial and given him the bike for free.”

“I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.”

“Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.”