Humor Quote by Chuck Palahniuk — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.”

“I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God.”

“Music is crucial. Beyond no way can I overstress this fact. Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising alone in the middle lane, listening to AM radio. Up alongside comes a tractor trailer of logs or concrete pipe, a tie-down strap breaks, and the load dumps on top of your little sheetmetal ride. Crushed under a world of concrete, you're sandwiched like so much meat salad between layers of steel and glass. In that last, fast flutter of your eyelids, you looking down that long tunnel toward the bright God Light and your dead grandma walking up to hug you--do you want to be hearing another radio commercial for a mega, clearance, closeout, blow-out liquidation car-stereo sale?”

“If you're male, and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And sometimes you find your father in your career.”

“We just had a near-life experience!”

“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”

“Curiouser and curiouser.”

“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”