Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.”

“You're an idiot.”

“Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.”

“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”

“No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily.”

“And spare me the jokes about scoring.”

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.”

“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding”

“Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.”

“Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”

“I wish we could make out in your bed.”