Humor Quote by Steve Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“Be so good they can't ignore you.”

“It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.”

“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”

“Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked.”