Humor Quote by Benjamin Franklin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There never was a good knife made of bad steel.”

“Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.”

“One today is worth two tomorrows.”

“Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.”

“Well done is better than well said.”

“One today is worth two tomorrows.”

“He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.”

“Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.”

“Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.”

“And you call yourself a Christian,' were Hilly's words to me and I thought, God. When did I ever do that?”

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!”