Humor Quote by Moira Young — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.”

“Wisdom ain't a virtue I ever aspired to.”

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

“I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“Soap?”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.”

“We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.”