Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.”

“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.”

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

“Knock-knock-knock”

“Work fast.”

“THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, and not because she was stronger and more vicious than he was. Which, if he thought about it, she was. He’d never ripped a man’s throat out with his teeth, and he was damned impressed that Gwen had. She’d made the Lords of the Underworld look like marshmallows.”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.”

“You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.”

“Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.”

“Well, I believe she went in to rescue some Raggers from the pits,” Cuffs said. “She wasn’t all that specific.”