Humor Quote by Ogden Nash — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.”

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”

“Higgledy piggledy, my black hen,”

“Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. "Never screw with a blind monk.”

“How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.”

“I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.”

“But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea.”

“I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.”

“It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.”