Humor Quote by Ogden Nash — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Higgledy piggledy, my black hen,”

“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.”

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”

“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.”

“Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride.”

“My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.”

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”

“Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.”