Humor Quote by Wendelin Van Draanen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can't dwell on what might have been...and it's not fair to condemn him for something he hasn't done.”

“A painting is more than the sum of its parts,' he would tell me, and then go on to explain how the cow by itself is just a cow, and the meadow by itself is just grass and flowers, and the sun peeking through the trees is just a beam of light, but put them all together and you've got magic.”

“What he did to my heart was sheer, inexplicable, magic.”

“Proper lighting is everything, Julianna.”

“What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.”

“Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. "He must be tricking us.”

“Rich children are always blond, Jocelyn goes. It has to do with vitamins.”

“Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention.”

“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”

“I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.”

“Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.”