Humor Quote by Jody Gehrman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Maybe illusion and artifice—lies, even—are a necessary part of romance.”

“Are you mad?" I ask.”

“It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“Ronan said, "I'm always straight.”

“You're a monster.”

“Holy mother of rectangles.”

“Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it?”