Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”

“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles.”

“I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”

“Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original.”

“Life is not notable for its overabundance of certainty.”

“Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.”

“Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”

“This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?”

“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.”

“This is your copy of”

“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”

“Do not do that again," he said stiffly.”