Humor Quote by Shannon L. Alder — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The secret to your purpose is to find what you feel is important, and not pursue what others would think is important. When you think highly of yourself, me thinking highly of you will never be enough!”

“If you spend your time hoping someone will suffer the consequences for what they did to your heart, then you're allowing them to hurt you a second time in your mind.”

“A best friend is the only one that walks into your life when the world has walked out.”

“If there was any great lesson in life it was this: No battle was ever won with silence.”

“Your actions will always be what the world sees, but people who choose to see through God's eyes will always have the compassion to understand why.”

“Always give your resume of good deeds when you run into someone that you wronged many years ago. They simply need to know today's version of you, before they judge you on yesterday's news.”

“It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes.”

“Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.”

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.”

“It would be shame," Jameson commented, "if we were related.”

“The Princess Andromeda?”

“A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.”