Humor Quote by Jennifer Lynn Barnes — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Bethany blinked. "Did you just hit me?" she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature.”

“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry.”

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

“Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.”

“What’s this”

“So far Kat has been through all the Wa's she could think of, but Hale hadn't admitted to being Walter or Ward or Washington. He'd firmly denied both Warren and Waverly. Watson had prompted him to do a very bad Sherlock Holmes impersonation throughout a good portion of a train ride to Edinburgh, Scotland. And Wayne seemed so wrong she hadn't even tried.”

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”

“Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.”