Humor Quote by Fulton J. Sheen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The principle of democracy is a recognition of the sovereign, inalienable rights of man as a gift from God, the Source of law.”

“If you don't behave as you believe, you will end by believing as you behave.”

“Because God is full of life, I imagine each morning Almighty God says to the sun, "Do it again"; and every evening to the moon and the stars, "Do it again"; and every springtime to the daisies, "Do it again"; and every time a child is born into the world asking for curtain call, that the heart of the God might once more ring out in the heart of the babe.”

“Head knowledge is worthless, unless accompanied by submission of the will and right action.”

“The danger today is in believing there are no sick people, there is only a sick society.”

“Never forget that there are only two philosophies to rule your life: the one of the cross, which starts with the fast and ends with the feast. The other of Satan, which starts with the feast and ends with the headache.”

“I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.”

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron.”

“Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.”

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”

“When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.”

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”