Humor Quote by Simone Elkeles — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There’s always time for arguin’ when you’re a Fuentes.”

“When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.”

“Sometimes you have to steer away from the crowd in order to be a better person. It's not always easy, that's for sure. But it's right. And sometimes doing the right thing feels good, even if it does end up in a trip to the principal's office.”

“I'm ready for something private, private and real”

“We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private.”

“Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.”

“So--what's it like, being a vampire?”

“The big difference between my mom and me-- besides the fact that she is dead normal and I'm a magic-handling freak-- is that she's the real thing. She may have a slight problem seeing other people's points of view, but she's”

“He was a writer and words were his weapons.”

“Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.”

“Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.”

“We are Nephilim; we fight our own battles.”