Humor Quote by Christopher Moore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”

“Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.”

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”

“Routine feeds the illusion of safety...”

“People, generally, suck.”

“Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.”

“Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”

“He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl.”

“Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”

“Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone.”

“Now now, Emily, it isn't nice to tell the truth.”