Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily.”

“All knowledge hurts.”

“I need to know you believe me when I say I love you. That is all.”

“There is truth in stories. There is truth in one of your paintings, boy, or in a sunset or a couplet from Homer. Fiction is truth, even if it is not fact. If you believe only facts and forget stories, your brain will live, but your heart will die.”

“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it.”

“Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?”

“To be is to do - Socrates”

“The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's not what you think,' she said. 'It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now,”

“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”

“You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?”

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

“Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.”