Humor Quote by Helen Gurley Brown — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,”

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”

“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

“What a waste of trees ... that adoption author is definitely a tree killer. ... I wish trees would sprout legs and come barging through the front doors and seek revenge for their obliterated brethren by ramming themselves down his goddamn throat.”

“Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.”