Humor Quote by Dr. Seuss — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”

“I like girls who eat Carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson”

“Before I leave the bathroom, I pinch my cheeks hard to bring blood to the surface of my skin. It’s stupid, but I don’t want to look weak and exhausted in front of everyone.”

“Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.”

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”

“We are gods with anuses.”