Humor Quote by Jess C. Scott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The brightest light casts the darkest shadow.”

“Hypocrites get offended by the truth.”

“The human body is the best work of art.”

“What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?”

“[Ever been kissed?]”

“Follow your heart, Ithilnin," Albirich repeated. "Time is precious. Don't waste it living someone else's life.”

“Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. "He must be tricking us.”

“I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.”

“Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.”

“I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?”

“This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”

“Wit is educated insolence.”