Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

“I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.”

“Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.”

“Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;”

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”

“There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.”