Humor Quote by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Earthlings went on being friendly, when they should have been thinking instead.”

“Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.”

“She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is Doing, [writes Bokonon].”

“Electricity is really just organized lightning”

“It's difficult to see the glass ceiling because it's made of glass. Virtually invisible. What we need is for more birds to fly above it and shit all over it, so we can see it properly.”

“How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline.”

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.”

“Where were you born?”