Humor Quote by Thomas Cathcart, Daniel Klein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”

“You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.”

“Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands.”

“You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”

“Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.”

“Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.”