Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose.”

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.”

“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”

“Shane kissed her one more time, lightly and softly, and fluffed her hair back from her face. “To be continued,” he said.”

“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone.”

“Never memorize something that you can look up.”

“When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out”

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”

“Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.”

“The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living.”