Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“Just sit tight. Reinforcements should be here soon. Hopefully nothing happens before-”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!”

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

“Nico didn’t like to be touched, but somehow this brief contact with his father felt reassuring – the same way the Chapel of Bones was reassuring. Like death, his father’s presence was cold and often callous, but it was real – brutally honest, inescapably dependable.”

“Any idiot can put up a website.”

“It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.”

“We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.”

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”

“When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?”

“People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.'”